Terms and Conditions for MeetSnoot: The Ultimate Doggie Dating Site

Welcome to MeetSnoot, the finest online dating platform exclusively for dogs looking to find their perfect tail-wagging soulmate! By using this site, you agree to abide by these Terms and Conditions, which are totally serious and not completely ridiculous.

By sniffing around MeetSnoot and clicking that "I Accept" button, you acknowledge that:

• You are a dog
• You are fully aware that MeetSnoot is a dating site for dogs, and by "dating," we mean finding someone to nap next to, share chew toys, or bark at the same squirrel.

Acceptable Use

You agree that while using MeetSnoot, you will not:

• Send unsolicited "sniffing" requests. Just because you can't resist the urge doesn't mean they want a close-up.
• Fake your breed. If you're a Chihuahua pretending to be a Great Dane, we'll find out. And it's embarrassing for everyone involved.